Reblog if your URL doesn’t have the word ‘mermaid’, ‘angel’, ‘hipster’, ‘cunt, ‘unicorn’, ‘nigger’, ‘faggot’, ‘slut’ or ‘whore’ in it.

mermaidangelhipstercuntunicornniggerfaggotslutwhore:

xxfairy-glitterxx:

cause we some classy mother fuckers. hell yeah

well excuse me

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“Before beginning my talk, I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, ‘What a good opportunity to have a bath!’ He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. An Israeli had stolen them.”

The Israeli representative jumped up furiously and shouted, ‘What are you talking about? The Israelis weren’t there then.”

The Palestinian representative smiled and said: “And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.”

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   — The Palestinian Representative’s Speech at the UN (via travelingcolors)

Some Writing Prompt Generators

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

pibsims:

needlekind:

Serendipity (names, places, mapbuilding, etc.)
Quick Story Idea
Full Story Idea
Writing Challenges
General Character
Quick Character
really just all of Seventh Sanctum
RPGesque generators
Writing Prompts
Inspiration Finder
Story Arc
Fantasy Story Situaton
Adventure
Chaotic Shiny is just really good in general
Random Plot 

reblog for my own reference

/high pitched screeching

I clicked on “female gang names” on the side of dictionary.com, and the first link I see is “Muslim baby names”

what